By Grant McGee
Among the many celebrity stories of the day: Chris Pratt, he of “Guardians of the Galaxy” fame, and Anna Faris, she of the TV show “Mom” fame, announced in that 21st century way…via The Facebook…that they are getting a “dee-vorce.”
Oh, and
Taylor Swift is off to court in Denver, legally facing off against a disc
jockey. The DJ is the dude who wanted
his day in court. He says ol’ Taylor
cost him his career.
It
seems back in 2013 Taylor was in Denver and was doing a meet-and-greet backstage
at a one of her concerts and Mr. DJ was in attendance. She says he grabbed her butt. He says he never did any such thing. She says he did and told the DJ’s bosses and
he got canned.
Mr. DJ
is suing Taylor and Taylor is counter-suing.
He wants $3-million dollars, she wants a dollar and responsibility for
the incident placed squarely on Mr. DJ.
This is the stuff that came out
as The Lady of The House and I watched the evening news.
“I wouldn’t
do that,” I said while watching the newscast.
“What,”
asked The Lady of the House, “Grope Taylor Swift on her bare butt or not wear
any underwear.”
“Not
wear any underwear?” I asked.
“Didn’t
you hear that? She says he groped her on
the bare butt. Where was her underwear?”
Then as
part of the report they played an interview Mr. DJ did on another radio show,
him emphatically denying he touched the music superstar.
“Besides,”
I said, “If someone grabs someone on the butt what the hell do they hope to
accomplish?”
“If
someone’s not wearing any underwear what do THEY hope to accomplish?”
We
watched the rest of the news then got up to go do a few chores around the
house.
We were
putting fresh sheets on the bed.
We were
putting the fitted sheet on the mattress.
“Well,
he says he didn’t grab her butt,” I said.
“If he didn’t I wonder who did?”
“I just
want to know what was she doing not wearing any underwear,” said The Lady of
the House as she straightened out the sheet.
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